(Aren’t) you glad you’re not a morbidly obese, violently grotesque, greasy, hair-covered, sweat-drenched Gila monster who is simultaneously both completely irrelevant to society and also a filthy, cancerous scourge on humanity, like Michael Moore.
Glenn Beck – The Real America page 85
October 26, 2009 No Comments
Would you kill someone for that?…I’m thinking about killing Michael Moore…I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it,…No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong? I stopped wearing my What Would Jesus — band — Do, and I’ve lost all sense of right and wrong now. I used to be able to say, ‘Yeah, I’d kill Michael Moore,’ and then I’d see the little band: What Would Jesus Do? And then I’d realize, ‘Oh, you wouldn’t kill Michael Moore. Or at least you wouldn’t choke him to death.’ And you know, well, I’m not sure.
Glenn Beck Radio Program, 05/17/2005
Spendulus: It’s a joke! Got it?
October 8, 2009 No Comments