…to understand my true feelings for Barbra Streisand, you first have to understand that I hate cats…I would rather live in a world inhabited by nothing but cats, just them and me — with the entire feline population standing on my kitchen counter forcing me to endlessly listen to their four-legged version of Michael Crawford screeching out “Memory” — rather than listen to five minutes of anything that spills out of Barbra Streisand’s mouth.
Glenn Beck, The Real America, pp. 62
October 24, 2009 No Comments
Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus call anyone a “big-nosed, cross-eyed freak.” However, one must keep in mind, Jesus didn’t have to live in a world with Barbra Streisand…
Glenn Beck, The Real America, pp. 66
October 8, 2009 No Comments